Going down with the ship


thedailywhat:

I, For One, Welcome, etc. of the Day: Something rather unusual is happening in the skies above Norway. It seems an interdimensional portal has opened and is presently transmitting a greenish-bluish death ray of some sort. Actually, no one quite knows what to make of this, but one thing is certain: The truth will be very dull and decidedly un-Howard the Duck.

Gizmodo has a whole bunch of photos of the space spiral from all around Norway, as well as video of the death of us all in action. Check it out.

More can be found here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

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Probably only a rocket :/


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awesomejuice:

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thedailywhat:

Also: Medical school classes. And hair cutting classes.

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My calculus professor loved to tell stories about people dying because the engineers trusted computer programs to do the math.


What do cats do home alone?

50 house cats were given collar cameras that took a photo every 15 minutes. Based on the photos, this is how they spend their time:
22% looking out of windows
12% interacting with other family pets
8% climbing on chairs or kitty condos
6% sleeping
6% looking at a television, computer, DVDs or other media
6% hiding under tables
5% playing with toys
4% eating or looking at food

AP story via friskies.com

— If they only spend 4% of time eating then HOW ON EARTH are my cats so fat??

What do cats do home alone?

50 house cats were given collar cameras that took a photo every 15 minutes. Based on the photos, this is how they spend their time:

22% looking out of windows

12% interacting with other family pets

8% climbing on chairs or kitty condos

6% sleeping

6% looking at a television, computer, DVDs or other media

6% hiding under tables

5% playing with toys

4% eating or looking at food

AP story via friskies.com

— If they only spend 4% of time eating then HOW ON EARTH are my cats so fat??



thedailywhat:

chainsawsuit.

This is why a Wikipedia reference will earn you a failing grade in my class.



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YEAH. March 2, 2010 on Blu-Ray.

Just in time for my birthday!



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Every single person on the planet should know this.


reblog with the word 'turkey' substituting a word in a band name

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the turkey is…

We Shot the Turkey

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turkey cab for cutie OR death cab for turkey

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memblr:

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I am a lyric girl dating a music boy. Sometimes it’s fun when he sings the words and his version makes no sense. Actually, it’s always fun and usually endearing.

I AM A MUSIC PERSON.  SOMETIMES I SING WHEN I DON’T KNOW THE LYRICS.  You have a good attitude towards this occurrence.

I am a lyric person, but I have short bursts of being a music person.

Every once in a while it is nice to forget the words and just feel the rhythm.




I text allegiance to the flag of the United States of American Apparel, and to the Facebook, for which it friends, one nation, OMG, indivizzibizzle, with liberty and Jonas for all.

– Stephen Colbert’s Pledge 2.0 (this year’s Tickle-Me-Elmo [hopefully]) (via fuckyeahstephencolbert) (via awesomejuice) Via hi, my name is lauren

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Some crafty 3ds MAX magician has put together this mind-intercoursing video illustrating what Earth might look like if it had rings similar to those currently being taken for granted by our noxious sibling Saturn.

I sincerely hope your place of employment doesn’t have a no-crying-at-desk policy, because you’re about to do some serious bawling.

[via.]

Now I am upset that Earth doesn’t have rings. UNFAIR!


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thedisco:

zackdft

@brendonuriesays reading the biggest letter from a fan in Brasil http://twitpic.com/pygm2

I think this fan used to be a Chris Kirkpatrick fan?


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